Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Education
I think education is overrated. Although the Kriegster is a briliant teacher, she is sadly second to my all time favorite teacher who i have known for nearly 18 1/2 years. His name is Professor Life. He taught me a plethora; everything i've ever needed to know and im pretty sure will continue to do so until he retires, and Professor Death replaces him. He doesn't teach any nonsense like integrals, antiderivatives, cursive, (i mean besides andrew ramos who writes in cursive anyway) the Keynesian view of the economy, and the velocity and Potential energy of a falling snowball immediately before it strikes the back of my victims head. Professor Life gives me metaphorical candy when im good, and figuratively poops all over me when im not so good.
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quality metaphor tim, i enjoy reading what you have to say. Now tell me this, lets just suppose you have a midlife crisis, is that when like...professor life goes on vacation?
HI CLASS CUTEST!!!!!!! i like your professor life talk. you can't learn half the crap you need to know in life in school
YAY FOR BEING CUTE!
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