Thursday, February 28, 2008

Half Birthday Countdown/Interview

3 DAYS UNTIL MY GLORIOUS HALF BIRTHDAY


Interview with a person SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO!!!
T-What is your name?
?- Kimberly Lauren Young
T-When is your birthday?
K- November 30th,1989
T-What is your address?
K- 666 Satan Street, Endicott, NY 13760
T-What is your social security number?
K- hahahahah! NOT TELLING
T-Come on ill show you mine if you show me yours
K-ooooohh ;-)
T- what is your place of employment
K-Ugh Roma's (slavery) Bakery
T- So youre a slave?
K- basically yes
T- what kind? cotton or sex
K-both.
T-im pretty sure thats illegal
K-oh hhmm. next question
T-you know avoiding questions doesnt make them go away
K-next question
T-ok hmm what is your favorite color
K-blue and pink
T-so are u a big fan of cotton candy?
K- eh i mean its alright but its SO sweet, plus it makes my fingers sticky
T- what is your favorite colored sock
K- black!!! i was so pumped to get some for christmas
T-i like plaid and camo combined
T- its a nice shade-like a sewing machine just puked
T- but once you go black you never go back unless your MJ
K- hahaha
T- What's another word for Thesaurus?
K-dictionary
T-im pretty sure thats not right
K- oh well SUE ME
T- maybe i will i got Johnney Cochran on speed dial
T- well until he bit the dust
K- haha whats your blog bout
T- dunno yet
K- wow
T- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse
K- obviously
T- What is the speed of dark?
K- 0
T- why?
K- cause
T- oh ok well if you say so
T- If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?
K- no OBVIOUSLY NOT
T- YOU CANT SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK
K- WATCH ME
T- THIS IS AN ONLINE SURVEY HOW CAN I WATCH YOU?
K- ;-)
T- on a scale from 19 to infinity, how awesome is tim sagasti
K- beyond infinity (forever)
T- ok last question
K- ok
T-if you could have a super power what would it be
K- be invisible when i want
T- why
K- cause it'd be awesome
T- thats stupid try again
K-wow tim yourmaking my self esteem go down
T- well get better opinions then
K- wow
T- what is your opinion of hilary clinton
K-hahahaha billlary is annoying. and need to peace
K- billary. not just hillary
K- bill+hillary=billary DDUHHH
T-good answer
T- wanna know what i think about hilary? im assuming you do since you have nothing better to do than read obnoxiously stupid questions. i think she is a subhuman bitch and needs to get tied to a goat for 48 hours.

4 comments:

lizayouloveit said...

I LOVE KIMBERLY. end of story.

Brian M. Shaver said...

Lol. That's hilarious. I do think its a little bad that you give out like all of kims personal info. But the questions were awesome... i wish i was u :(

-Brian Shaver

(America Love it or Leave it)


j/k i love being me, but being tim would def. be cool if i could do it for a lil

MemphisKell said...

48 hours, huh? That's a long time.

B-Shaves, I'm much happier with both of you in the universe at the same time, so please don't go and be Tim.

StalePhish said...

B-Shaves I wish you didnt exist. Tim you are amazing and I'm sorry I stole your goal but it was the all-star game and I was playing like an All-star.

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