Gallon Challenge

So, yesterday as a pre-Super Bowl activity, Nicole and Tim attempted the gallon challenge. It was absolutely brutal. They both puked a plethora of times. Her milk of choice was 2% while His was chocolate.







We are currently planning attempt #2.

Goldfish

As we ALL know, Goldfish are the most delicious, delectable, snack ever created. This is a tribute to those ever smiling, little morsels that are impossible to dislike. It is perplexing how such a deliciously cheestastic taste can be packed into such a small aquatic animal. So heres to you Goldfish!

10-140 calories per 55 fish
9-Huge Cheesy Taste
8-Aerodynamically sound-can throw up in the air and catch in mouth
7-Made of real cheese
6-They're delicious
5-They ALWAYS smile back
4-The most optimistic of the snacks
3-Made on a cozy wooden farm with a watermill
2- Nonsegregated-all colors in one box
1- Can be used as a creative outlet

Welcome back!

This is the glorious return of Tim's blog. Since He does no work at school He thought it was an acceptable way to pass the time in between bingeing. ;-) There will now be a biweekly word emphasized in bold and italics. The meaning however will not be provided. There is really nothing particularly interesting to say besides that except that He is back with season 2 of Tim in the Wild. Season 1 is now available on DVD and VHS for those who can afford it.

Tim owes shoutouts to His beloved loyal followers and new cult members. B-Shave future president of the United States-some say the next James K Polk, T-Blazer, Nicole, Laurie Ann, and since he is feeling magnanimous today Rilez.

i will write more about this epic creature 2morro

high school

For this last blog, i am going to use a metaphor contributed by Trever Smith. High School is like a zoo. There are a plethora of crazy animals running around. Its chaos. The freshmen for example are like rats. They eat the upper classmen's scraps, scatter when there are any threats, no one likes them and they smell funny. (This was NEVER the case with class of '08 by the way) Cheerleaders are those birds that wake you up every god damn morning and even if you through a brick at them they don't stop. (exceptions include funky fresh, Richelle, and anyone else that would injure me-im very fragile) A plethora of teachers are like vampire bats because they suck fun and time out of you. They also fly around using ecolocation to detect phones/ipods/any source of amusment. The Kriegmeister is not included in this category. She is more of a clownfish. She can be Marlin's wife/ Nemo's mommy. Clowns are funny and provide amusment. However you have to pay them. Mrs Krieger, instead of taking currency, she generously accepts visa, master card and well written papers. She also knows how to make someones day.

But anyway, another exhibit in the zoo of UEHS: Kris

Soccer

TODAY IS MY HALF BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOO exactly 6 months until i turn 19

Today i played 8 hours of soccer and got 2 championship shirts. That's becuase i don't lose. I am not unfortuantely too tired to write anything worthwhile. I will however leave you with this inspirational quote by the world renound Demitri Martin "'Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.'"

Timothy

I like listening to sons with my name in them. 3 in particular are Tim, i wish you were a girlby Of Montreal,Timothyby the Buoys, and Timothyby JET. Chances are if your sound is on you're listening to the first one right now because its #1 on my playlist. The others arent on because i dont have the motivation to put them on. Timothyby the Buoys is about 3 guys that fall in a mine shaft and two of them eat timothy. It is rather amusing. Lyrics are here.The third one is about an austronaught or pilot or something who breaks a record for distance flying maybe. But he crashes and dies. Another uplifting story. Hopefully when and if i die, it will be epic so i can have a song about how i was invaded by parascites or spontaneously combusted.

P.S. TOMORROW IS MY HALF BIRTHDAY WOOOOOO

BLAHBLAHNONSENSEBLAHBLAH

2 DAYS UNTIL TIM'S HALF BIRTHDAY

Today was the hockey all star game and mark Wobewts is a little dirtbag cuz he stole my breakaway which i would have scored on trever thus giving me bragging rights for the rest of his pitiful meaningless existance. (just kidding man it's not going to be COMPLETELY pathetic) Also for those of you who missed it, i have decided to change my hair everyday until i run out of ideas or get a haircut. Degrading myself is what i do. It's also what the kriegmeister does when she takes away a score on one of my tests. (pun think about it) oh well i hate you mark

Half Birthday Countdown/Interview

3 DAYS UNTIL MY GLORIOUS HALF BIRTHDAY

Interview with a person SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO!!!
T-What is your name?
?- Kimberly Lauren Young
T-When is your birthday?
K- November 30th,1989
T-What is your address?
K- 666 Satan Street, Endicott, NY 13760
T-What is your social security number?
K- hahahahah! NOT TELLING
T-Come on ill show you mine if you show me yours
K-ooooohh ;-)
T- what is your place of employment
K-Ugh Roma's (slavery) Bakery
T- So youre a slave?
K- basically yes
T- what kind? cotton or sex
K-both.
T-im pretty sure thats illegal
K-oh hhmm. next question
T-you know avoiding questions doesnt make them go away
K-next question
T-ok hmm what is your favorite color
K-blue and pink
T-so are u a big fan of cotton candy?
K- eh i mean its alright but its SO sweet, plus it makes my fingers sticky
T- what is your favorite colored sock
K- black!!! i was so pumped to get some for christmas
T-i like plaid and camo combined
T- its a nice shade-like a sewing machine just puked
T- but once you go black you never go back unless your MJ
K- hahaha
T- What's another word for Thesaurus?
K-dictionary
T-im pretty sure thats not right
K- oh well SUE ME
T- maybe i will i got Johnney Cochran on speed dial
T- well until he bit the dust
K- haha whats your blog bout
T- dunno yet
K- wow
T- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse
K- obviously
T- What is the speed of dark?
K- 0
T- why?
K- cause
T- oh ok well if you say so
T- If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?
K- no OBVIOUSLY NOT
T- YOU CANT SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK
K- WATCH ME
T- THIS IS AN ONLINE SURVEY HOW CAN I WATCH YOU?
K- ;-)
T- on a scale from 19 to infinity, how awesome is tim sagasti
K- beyond infinity (forever)
T- ok last question
K- ok
T-if you could have a super power what would it be
K- be invisible when i want
T- why
K- cause it'd be awesome
T- thats stupid try again
K-wow tim yourmaking my self esteem go down
T- well get better opinions then
K- wow
T- what is your opinion of hilary clinton
K-hahahaha billlary is annoying. and need to peace
K- billary. not just hillary
K- bill+hillary=billary DDUHHH
T-good answer
T- wanna know what i think about hilary? im assuming you do since you have nothing better to do than read obnoxiously stupid questions. i think she is a subhuman bitch and needs to get tied to a goat for 48 hours.